Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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