I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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