Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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