That's intense
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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