Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
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