I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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