i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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