i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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