oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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