i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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