Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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