Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
how drunk are you?
Several
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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