i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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