I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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