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(567): View more from Ohio

you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.

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(514): View more from Quebec

What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.

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(501): View more from Arkansas

there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside

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(647): View more from Ontario

It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.

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(574): View more from Indiana

Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.

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(970): View more from Colorado

Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping

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(330): View more from Ohio

Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?

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