I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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