I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
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