can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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