How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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