Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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