Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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