If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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