Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
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