I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
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