I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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