Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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