you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Alive.
So much puke
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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