If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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