id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
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