My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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