If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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