remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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