haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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