we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I need a beard to bite.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
