i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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