Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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