It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Will exercising make me less horny?
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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