we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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