Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Green mimosas i think yes
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
its liver damage thursday
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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