their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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