STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
i out mim tonsoeep
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