All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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