I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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