can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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