Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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