Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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