Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Randomize
