i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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