Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
its liver damage thursday
Randomize
