Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
Randomize
