i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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